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Pre-trip quotes.

I now know why Jack Daniels bottles are square.

Yeah...We're touring the malls of New Jersey.

But at least it's mindless thinking.

That's just stupidity. It shouldn't be part of the rules.

Why do they want us to see blind birds?

We drank a lot, I guess.

Suck up to the bastard.

She's only Wanda on the weekends.

To the parrot!

The jokers get tossed.

When you look like this in the morning, you know it's a good trip.