It's almost time. Woo Hoo!!!
It took the better part of a year, but it looks like we successfully irritated our significant others to the extent that they see the value in getting rid of us for a few days.
Either that or we've just been acting weird lately and the therapy isn't working as well as it used to.
In either case, UV3 is about to begin. Join us as we drag you through the pathetic wreckage of our inability to cope. Live vicariously through us and see how to avoid wasting a few precious days out of your almost
assuredly less pathetic lives. Join us as we battle the incredibly pervasive evil of apathy, ennui, and sobriety
Da Da Da Da Da.
Da Da Da Da Da
Da Da Da Daa, Dut Da Da Da
Help me Obi Wan!
The Force Luke, use the Force.
If anyone knows how to make text on a web page automatically scroll up and away, and shrink as it's doing so, please email us so we can impress our friend (I think we still have one) and look like we know what we're doing with this site.