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Basic rules under consideration. Please check back after our next bender. We'll probably get some good ideas then.
Please keep in mind that putting this set of rules together caused us great anguish and we often consider ways of publicly humiliating ourselves for succumbing to the temptation of believing that anyone out there is not manly enough to use the advanced ruleset.


Okay! Everyone join in!!!

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day!


  1. Pick a direction by flipping a coin. You will need to flip 3 times. The first is to decide between North and South. Heads means North and tails means South. The second flip is to decide between East and West. Heads means East and tails mean West. The third flip is to decide between the winner of the two previous flips. Assign heads to one of the directions before the toss. Whatever comes up determines the direction.
  2. Drive to the nearest road heading in the appropriate direction until you come to another road marked with a direction.
  3. Flip a coin. Heads means go either North or East as appropriate. Tails means South or West.
  4. Continue in this manner till you get thirsty. Then find an appropriate UV location.