Gender Dictionary
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Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

Ad Description

Meaning

40-ish

49

Adventurous

Slept with everyone

Athletic

No breasts

Average looking

Moooo

Beautiful

Pathological liar

Emotionally Secure

On medication

Feminist

Fat

Free Spirit

Junkie

Friendship first

Former Slut

New-Age

Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned

No B.J.'s

Open-minded

Desperate

Outgoing

Loud and embarrassing!

Professional

Bitch

Voluptuous

Very fat

Large frame

Hugely fat

Wants soul mate

Stalker

Dictionary for Decoding Women's English:

What they say

What they mean

Yes

No

No

Yes

Maybe

No

We need

I want

I am sorry

You'll be sorry

We need to talk

You're in trouble

Sure, go ahead

You better not

Do what you want

You will pay for this later

I am not upset

Of course, I am upset, you moron!

You're attentive tonight

Is sex all you ever think about?

Dictionary for Decoding Men's English

What they say

What they mean

I am hungry

I am hungry

I am sleepy

I am sleepy

I am tired

I am tired

Nice dress

Nice cleavage!

I love you

Let's have sex now

I am bored

Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?

I'd like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime?

I'd like to have sex with you

Do you want to go to a movie?

I'd like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner?

I'd like to have sex with you

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit

I'm gay